You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i drank out of a bidet.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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