I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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