She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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