dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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