well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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