DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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