And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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