What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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