I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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