I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Let's get the cat blown out
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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