Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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