you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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