Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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