Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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