OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Randomize
