He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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