Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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