Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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