guys are not supposed to queef...right?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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