i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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