just come out here and I will go home with you...
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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