Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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