NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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