once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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