you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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