How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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