i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Damn victory sex feels great
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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