he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
