So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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