my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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