She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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