I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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