It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
