Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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