those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
this just has baby written all over it
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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