I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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