a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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