He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
