So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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