I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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