I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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