So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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