I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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