Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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