If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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