what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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