I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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