haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Life without a bra equals bliss.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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