You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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