Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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