At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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